- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Women's rights

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

obama's promises

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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