- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

THE END.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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