- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Horse with a chair on his head.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

I have aids

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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