How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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knock knock

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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canadians

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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YOU

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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