Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

children burning

God. God.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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