- Anti Joke

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

God. God.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

children burning

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.