I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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DESERT

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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