- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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