How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Penis

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I <3 Hitler

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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