Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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