Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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