- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Top Gear USA

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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