What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Justin Bieber

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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