- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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