There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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That's what SHE said!

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What's white and gluey Glue

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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