Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

you lose.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

A mans opinion.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Tough crowd tonight...

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

taking out the trash... at night

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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