- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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