What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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That's what she didn't say

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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DERP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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