- Anti Joke

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Who is it?

poo