Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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im at school

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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