I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

you and your family will die tonight

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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