why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Knock, Knock ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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