Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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