TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Your future.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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