Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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I'm hungry.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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