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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Knock Know! Come in!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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