- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

balls

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

You

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Tim and Eric

Reading books

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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