A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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