Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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guess what chicken butt

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Womens rights

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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