whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

boobs.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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