how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

The black man leaves the strip club.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

falling didnt make the difference

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

A young baby died.

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