- Anti Joke

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death