Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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