Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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penis

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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