my mind's eye?

Black people stink of shite!

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

DESERT

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Anti Joke

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