- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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