- Anti Joke

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente