Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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