So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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