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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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