- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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