- Anti Joke

Do you know what color comes after 9?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

I just found out i have cancer.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

boo

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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