- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A white person at Harvard

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

I said I hate niiggers

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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