what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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