What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A blind man watches TV

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Dont read this joke

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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