- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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