who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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