- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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