- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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