What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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