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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What can make you pee? Liquid

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Knock knock Come in

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Bumsniffer

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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