- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Black Friday

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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