Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Women's rights

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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