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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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