- Anti Joke

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

knock knock how there me ok come in

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious