- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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