- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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