why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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