why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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you

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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