- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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