HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Justin Bieber.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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PENIS

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Donald Trump.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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