what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Faithful men.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

american government

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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