What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

alert("Hello");

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Knock, Knock Come in

learn the ropes?

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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