david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Take this and put it- No.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Black Friday

My kids are mistakes.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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