when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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