Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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