Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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